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albionidaho ([personal profile] albionidaho) wrote2010-02-22 11:13 am

los gatos poet laureate

Los Gatos, California is looking for its very own Poet Laureate.

I think you should apply. I really do. We can't have someone who writes poems about their milky orbs leaking blood achieving this distinction. (That is, milky orbs leaking blood in a faux-literary pretentious context. Milky orbs leaking blood in an awesome zombie-ish or vampiric fashion is perfectly reasonable and encouraged.)